Fifty Shades Freed



➺ [Reading] ➼ Fifty Shades Freed By E.L. James ➯ – E17streets4all.co.uk Romantik özgürleştirici ve kesinlikle bağımlılık yaratıcıBu roman dengenizi sarsacak sizi ele geçirecek ve ebediyen sizinle kalacakAnastasia Steele'in ne istediğini bilen göz alıcı iş a Romantik özgürleştirici ve kesinlikle bağımlılık yaratıcıBu roman dengenizi sarsacak sizi ele geçirecek ve ebediyen sizinle kalacakAnastasia Steele'in ne istediğini bilen göz alıcı iş adamı Christian Grey'le tanışması her ikisinin de hayatlarını geri dönülmez biçimde değiştiren şehvetli bir ilişkinin kıvılcımını çakmıştır Christian'ın sıra dışı zevkleri karşısında şoka uğrayan ondan hem hoşlanan hem de korkan Ana daha derin bir bağlılık istiyordur Onu yanında tutmaya kararlı Fifty Shades Kindle - olan Christian bunu kabul eder Şimdi her şeye sahiptirler; aşk tutku yakınlık servet ve sonsuz olasılıklarla dolu bir dünya Ana Grey'i sevmenin kolay olmayacağını ve beraberliklerinin her ikisinin de tahmin edemeyeceği zorluklar getireceğinin her zaman farkında olmuştur Anastasia'nın kendi benliğinden ve bağımsızlığından ödün vermeden Grey'in yaşam stiline uyum sağlamayı öğrenmesi Grey'inse kontrol dürtüsünü aşması ve kendisini altüst eden fırtınaları arkasında bırakması gerekmiştir Ama geçmişle hesapları henüz kapanmamıştır Tam her şeye sahip gibi göründükleri bir anda talihsizlik ve kader bir araya gelip Ana'nın en korkunç kâbuslarını gerçeğe dönüştürür.Fifty Shades Freed

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  • 06 November 2016
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  1. says:

    Welcome back fellow masochists or those of you who simply wish to forgo the hassle of reading this crap and opt for my poignant reviews instead I wish I could say Fifty Shades Freed met my expectations butwell honestly I don't know what the fuck that was I don't know how I feel I don't know what to think The only thing I know is that usually after finishing a trilogyseries I'm lost My brothers end up finding me curled up in a ball somewhere and they laugh and call me names most of which are variations of emo douchebag because I'm all like I can't help it If I've invested enough of myself into a story to read than one installment it generally means I liked it or at least something about it That wasn't the case with the Fifty Shades trilogy I went into Fifty Shades of Grey knowing full well I would probably hate it and I wasn't wrong In fact I think I may have underestimated that book in terms of how thoroughly it would infuriate and disgust me I considered not bothering with the next two installments because I was certain it wouldn't get any better Look I know there are those of you out there who think that it did get better but I'm not talking about the story I mean I don't think that improved much either but the point I'm trying to make is that EL James is a terrible writer technically and artistically As a photographer I can tell you that sucking ass in both categories won't get you far Certain people will give you a certain amount of latitude one way or another sure but if your composition is badly placed taken at the wrong time of day crowded confusing and out of focuswell you get it Needless to say I wasn't even halfway through Fifty Shades Darker before I started getting bored but I trudged on and it wasn't much different from any of the boredom I've experienced before Then I started reading Fifty Shades Freed I can honestly say that I had no idea this kind of feeling was even possible I've never had a book so thoroughly turn off my desire to read before Ever I would read a page here and there then turn my Kindle off and get online There wouldn't be anything to do online and I'd sit at my desk thinking Oh I should really finish that book But then I'd just keep surfing the internet To be honest it was because every time I even thought about reaching for my Kindle my brain did this Should we talk about what happened this time around? OKHoneymoon Christian throwing a tantrum Ana's boobs get marked up in retaliation Drama drama drama corn some cheese sex sex sex lots of whining Christian being clingy Ana trying to assert her independence blah blah blah It reads exactly like the other two books with its repetitive wording and infuriating platitudes and because of this it suffers far than the other two books I was tired of reading this shit The only thing that set this one apart was the utter weirdness of a few of the scenes Like Christian marking up Ana's titties after she goes topless on a beach in the south of France Yeah it happens It's OK though Ana gives him a pass because emotionally he's stuck in adolescence and this apparently gives him free reign to do as he likes with impunity She's angry at first sure but she forgives him Even after he has the balls to say Well you won't take your top off again The temerity of this character is astounding EL James has managed to create one of the most blatantly antagonistic sociopaths I've ever seen yet women everywhere are gobbling it up like he's the best thing since the vibrator But nothing really happens in the first 90% of the book except a lot of emotional manipulation Ana and Christian play games with each other's emotions and genuinely seem to have absolutely no clue how to communicate with another human being It's apparently all good though because the sex makes up for any lack of connection they should have During one sex scene Ana thinks We still have this We'll always have this No No you won't Your sex life may still be fulfilling after five ten or even fifteen years but it won't be the same No not at all And if you think for one second that sex can make up for the emotional connection and teamwork a marriage reuires you're going to be sorely disappointed Look I'm all for fantasy but I guess I like mine tinged with a little reality than this Friendship is the foundation of any solid relationship and without it you're just bumpin' uglies until it gets boring Arguably the best thing to come out of this book was the fun I had discussing butt plugs with my sister in law Yes there's a sex scene involving a butt plug and yes it's both hilarious and disturbing if for nothing else but EL James' refusal to use the word “ass” Ana is always using the words 'behind' and 'bottom' to describe her other “down there” and those words do not mesh well with the concept of an anal sex toy I'm sorry but hearing about how Christian inserted a butt plug into Ana's 'bottom' made me both uncomfortable and highly amused Or when he inserted his finger into her 'behind' No No As a child you have a behind or a bottom but once you hit about 14 or so it's your butt or your ass Only occasionally can the other words be used in reference to an older individual and be gotten away with As amusing as all that was however it didn't hold a candle to the things that went on when they were finished engaging in anal play Just to be clear I don't have anything against people who find pleasure in the anus If that's your thing hey power to ya So I don't have a problem with the sex scenes themselves However when Christian fingered Ana's arsehole and then didn't wash his handsyeah I was a little grossed out They're cuddling and everything afterward and on a constant loop in my head was “poopy finger poopy finger poopy fingerpoopyfinger” My sister in law said she was wondering if he was going to make her suck on it like he did every other time he jammed his digits into her nether regions But wait there's Ana asks Christian who cleans the toys this is after they've used the aforementioned butt plug and he informs her it's either him a submissive or Mrs Jones Mrs Jones the hired help She's a maid and a cook for pete's sake not a wall washer at the local gentleman's club God Can you imagine taking a housekeeping job with some 27 year old douche canoe and all you're expecting is dusting vacuuming cooking etc and the next thing you know he's handing you a bowl of used butt plugs? Or maybe he's not even handing them to you he just mentions that hey that mysterious almost always locked spare room could use a good cleaning and you walk in to discover not only that you've stumbled into some kind of David Lynchian porn den but you've also been greeted by the smell of stale sex and ass And oh There's a bowl of dirty butt plugs on the sideboard Mr and Mrs Brady may have had their freaky naughty time but I highly doubt they were crass enough to make Alice clean up after it So then Ana takes the butt plug yes I'm still on this and washes it off in the sink then vaguely wonders if it needs to be sanitized somehow Well AnaI'm thinking yes Yes it should probably be subjected to some sort of sanitation process But that's just my opinion When you read scenes like that over the course of several books it really comes as no surprise when you discover that Ana has missed several appointments with her gyno and apparently completely forgotten about her birth control shot You know where this is going Christian is going to fuh reeeaaak “Christian I'm pregnant”And at first Christian's all like But then he's like Then he storms out and is never heard from again Ha I wish 'cause that would've been the end of the story and it would've served Ana right for being such an idiot But alas he returns and there's nothing to be done for it except melodrama He comes home drunk and Ana finds out he saw the “bitch troll” pedophile again and she feels betrayed and yadda yadda So they fight and this is the only time in any of the books that they actually have a raging screaming match and yeah it was about fucking time it happened but even the fight is tainted by Ana's ridiculous assertions that if Christian touches her he'll just get his way because her traitorous body will succumb to him Christian spends the entire book shutting Ana up with his penis So then the ending happens Something about Hyde kidnapping Christian's sister or some shit Ana saves the day Funny No it really is 'cause the girl's dumb Well when that shit's all over we get this weird ass epilogue wherein Ana asserts that she thinks their in utero daughter likes sex already because she's dancing around in her mother's womb aftersex? I guess so There isn't a sex scene so not only is this remark fucking weird it's also oddly misplaced Then Christian sucks popsicle off of his son's fingers What is with EL James and the finger sucking?Edit A commenter brought to my attention the fact that there is indeed a sex scene before the aforementioned conversation about the baby liking sex So I double checked and yes there is a sex scene right before The confusion came about as the direct result of EL James's inability to maintain a coherent timelineAfter the epilogue there's even pointless drivel The beginning of Fifty Shades of Grey from Christian's perspective I can hear the collective suee and the panties droppin' and it kinda makes me wanna choke a bitch But that's not even the worst of it No the worst is that it ends right as Christian's leaving the hardware store and as the narrative comes to a close the reader is treated to this That's allfor now Can't someone end this? Can we take up a collection to just fucking pay her to stop?I think one of the best blurbs for this series and this installment in particular would have to be something my older sister said about it after I told her there's a Happily Ever After ending Maybe she'll write a fourth book in which after having three kids being isolated and losing her job he finally hits her and the cops get called leading to his arrest She leaves and takes half his damn shit plus child support 'Cuz after three kids and several years down there ain't gonna drip at the sight of him any Kimberly BrownHarsh and bitter? Perhaps but that's reality Like I said before it would be nice if we could have a little realistic fantasy it's not an oxymoron if you know what I'm talking about Christian Grey might have been a desirable character ifwell if he weren't Christian GreyTo be honest I'm disappointed in this review I just can't seem to muster the same amount of enthusiasm as before Or even come close All I know is that I tried to write this twice before but lost it both times due to computer error and I took that as a sign that I shouldn't over think it Maybe this review reflects the book itself; haphazard and drained Whatever the case the only burst of energy I got during this book was at the end When it was done It should come as no surprise that my reaction when finishing this book was not despondent depression Far from it When I read that last word and knew I could finally finally walk away from this trilogy I felt Yeah It was that good It was taking a giant crap after being constipated for a week good Or getting laid for the first time in years good Ifeltsofree The only thing good about the Fifty Shades trilogy is the moment it finally ends Word Count“Oh my” 52“Crap” 46“Jeez” 58Holy shitfuckcraphellcowmoses – 108Whoa 14Gasp 60Gasps 15Sharp Intake of Breath 2Murmur 115Murmurs 186Whisper 194Whispers 190Mutter 88Mutters 38Fifty 67Lip 51“Inner goddess” 33“Subconscious” 48Click here for my review of Fifty Shades of GreyClick here for my review of Fifty Shades DarkerClick here for my review of the Fifty Shades Trilogy

  2. says:

    Sometimes you can just have too much of a good thing I believe one of my GR friends called this book an exhausting melodramatic hot mess Thanks Amy After having stayed awake until 300am to try to push through said mess I would have to agree I really wanted to love this book When I read Fifty Shades of Grey I was mesmerized I'd never read anything like it The story stuck with me for days and I immediately bought the second book and it was much the same thing There were little hints of things that bothered me in the second book I have a pretty visceral reaction to people in a relationship using the words let as in he let me go out and the second book was peppered with these In the first book Christian was a Dom and I expected that from him In the second book Christian had ostensibly let go of that life and was struggling to let go of his issues with control In this book he seemed to me to be just an insecure overbearing asshole who used sex to distract Ana and get her to do what he wanted You know how in some cultures they say they put women on a pedestal which amounts to stripping them of the ability to express an opinion to have a say to be told what's going on and eventually they can't leave the house? That's what Christian reminded me of Oh I'm so worried about you I love you so much I can't bear to have you out of my sight don't go to work it's because I love you so much you are my whole world and if you do I'll buy the company and bankrupt it so you won't have a job to go to But it's because I love you so much and I'm so afraid something will happen to you Shudders I just wasn't ok with it in this booketa And the hickey thing when they were on their honeymoon???? Juvenile petty mean vindictive I hated it I would have fucking killed himFifty's possessiveness aggressiveness and control issues were getting pretty old by the middle of this story Watching Ana run around constantly trying to discern if he was angry with her and changing her behaviour to fit his moods was much worse in this book than the second what was vaguely unsettling in Fifty Shades Darker became downright disturbing in Fifty Shades Freed I should do a Kindle search for please don't be mad at me Together with Holy Fuck and I love this man they make up a good portion of the bookAnd Ana didn't sit much better with me this time around either Her voice as narrator which resonated so much with me in the first 2 books grated on me this time Other reviews complained of how immature she sounds; I finally agree Frankly I got tired of hearing how much she loved this man this beautiful man her husband her Fifty It seemed to me that after 2 books of hearing how she can't believe someone that physically beautiful could love her that it would be toned down a bit To me it seemed to have been cranked up even higher in this book She doesn't say it to herself as much as she did but her actions and her words and even the way she thinks of Christian screams itOhferchrissakes I remember thinking You let him shave your snatch but you won't PEE in front of him? How do you ever expect to build a marriage with him?It all seemed so over the top almost hokey all surface declarations of this all consuming passionate love and I wasn't really buying it this time around They both seemed desperate and for each step they took forward they slid backwards twice as far The epilogue and the HEA were nice but I felt like it could easily have been an add on to the second book and we could have skipped this one entirely Damn this could easily turn into a rant Me stop nowBarely 3 stars the cover rounded up the 25 I would have given it otherwise

  3. says:

    Sigh So bummed the series is over Ana and Christian's character evolution throughout the trilogy is unlike any I've ever seen She started off as a naive shy college student while Christian AKA Fifty was a cold aggressive businessman By the end of Fifty Shades Freed not only are they closer to one another but they're also confident in themselves In the final installment of the Fifty Shades series Ana and Christian are married but that doesn't mean that it's all roses and sunshine for the happy couple Not only is there the mystery of trying to find out who's trying to kill them the suspense definitely has its heart pounding moments but the newlyweds are also adjusting to married life and learning even about each other There's than just nail biting suspense though Of course there's also plenty of spicy bits to go around I mean c'mon Christian was a Dom when he first met Ana Of course their bedroom and other room scenes are going to sizzle But their sexual interactions are beautifully interwoven with humorous and somber plot points character arcs and the infamous email exchange between Ana and Christian love thoseAfter reading Fifty Shades Freed I kept trying to decide which of the three books I loved best After thoughtful deliberation I honestly could not come up with a favorite because I love them ALL So much so that gray may be my new favorite color Kidding sort ofI received Fifty Shades Freed as a complimentary copy for review from the publisher

  4. says:

    Things I have learned while reading the Fifty Shades seriesa Stalking is good No reallystalking is acceptable behavior rolls eyesb Being controlled is a turn on Free will? Freedom? Why would I want that? I want someone to control me Well sometimes at leastbecause you knowthere are benefits to being controlled See belowc If you have low self esteem it's perfectly okay to lose your virginity to a stalker uber controlling guy who gets off on kinky fckery Because you know you knew he was into kinky fckery Ana's words not mine You knew he didn't want the hearts and flowers and vanilla sex And you know this becausewell you knowyou embarked on this relationship after having signed a non disclosure agreement regarding your relationship with said stalker uber control freak and after you've studied a contract regarding his kinky fckery and what he would do to you as his submissive So you can't say that you didn't know what you were getting yourself intod Once you've lost yourself to said stalker uber control freak it's okay to solve all your problems and there will be many mind you starting with the fact that this guy you're having a relationship with is such a control freak and a stalkerbut I digressit's okay to solve all your problems with never ending mind blowing kinky fckery multiple times a day every day And the problems and fights you have the better Because he gets off on when you're bad and you get off on his kinky fckery And because by now you realize that sex solves everything That's the one thing you two have in common You revel in it Even if everything about you is being controlled such as what you eat where you go who you see what you do it's all okay Kinky fckery solves all that lost freedom you once knew and enjoyed And the best part? Everything's good because you've got a stalker uber control freak who has accepted that you will not be a submissive He worships the ground you walk on and loves you and can't live without you Psstguess whatI think he's got lower self esteem than you do What's that? You think you're perfect for each other? WowI never would've seen that cominge And if you're bad eg you decide to visit with your friend your mom go to work or heaven forbid skip a meal you will be found He will show up wherever you are even if you're on the opposite end of the country And you will be punished Harshly With never ending mind blowing kinky fckery And with spanking for those small offenses flogging or whipping for slightly larger offenses or if you were really bad you will be tortured with a vibrator and will not be allowed to have an orgasm Ummmokay Oh waitsorrythat wasn't the worst If you're really really bad as in you go topless in a nude beach in Italy your wrists will be handcuffed to your ankles and you will be tortured with kinky fckery which will inevitably leave you with chafed wrists and ankles as well as hickies bruises and bite marks all over your torso from your neck down so that you can no longer wear a bikini You have been marked As the property of one stalker uber control freak So let that be a lesson to you f But if you were said low self esteemed innocent girl then you will be okay with it all Because you love the stalker uber control freak Warts and all And isn't that what love is all about anyway? Looking past someone's faults and accepting them and losing yourself in them and trying to forge through all that pain and angst together? Because you two together can do anything? Right? That's what it's all about right? And you will save him From himself From his sad forlorn horrible abused past From the pedophile who turned him onto BDSM From all the craziness that is in him You are his Messiah You will free him of all that ails him You are strong enough for the both of you You have achieved a demented Goddess complex You will agree to marrying him even though you've only known him less than two months because you know that you two are yin and yang You complete each other He had you at Hellog And it will all be okay because said stalker uber control freak will give you an Audi A3 a Saab an Audi R8 a laptop an iPad a Blackberry 3 count 'em 3 first editions of Tess of the D'Urbervilles because one wasn't enough a closet full of designer clothing and a multimillion dollar house Oh did I mention that he will also buy the company that you work for so that he can control you what you do and who you work with? No? Well stalker uber control freak will definitely buy your companyh After all that not to mention the mind blowing kinky fckery why you have no recourse but to marry the guy Otherwise you'd just be ungrateful And because you know that your life would lose all meaning without him and his would be a dark chasmic miasma without you I know I knowyou're perfect for each other You already said that Shhh So you will accept his offer of marriage You will accept him warts and all which includes all his baggage Which will of course include one or all of the following blackmail BDSM pedophilia the Red Room of Pain arson kidnapping breaking and entering stalker ex girlfriends who stalk youwatch you while you sleeppoint a gun at you women who want your man sexual harassment by your boss multiple car chases spying 247 security a helicopter crash psychiatric evaluations intense mother hatred extreme jealousy heart attacks unwanted pregnanciesphew I'm exhausted The list is exhaustiveBoy am I glad I read this series Because now I know what I've been missing Silly me to think that my life has been pretty good thus far shakes head I need to ditch my all too vanilla hubby and find a stalker uber control freak who will demean me and control me and make me a billionaire and repay me with never ending mind blowing kinky fckery and absolute all encompassing read stifling suffocating totally unhealthy love Because that's why this series is so popular right?shakes headUgh

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    FIFTY BETTER USES FOR FIFTY SHADES OF GREYPART 1 #1 15PART TWO #16 34Did you know that used bookstores and charity shops are drowning in used copies of FSoG? Our local ReStore actually put out a news bulletin telling people they were no longer accepting them HARHARHARHARI'm guessing people are trying to dump them off on the needy because they have buyer's remorse ME I HAVE THIS they don't want people to see these books sitting on their bookshelves ME I DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THESE BOOKS SITTING ON MY BOOKSHELVES or they want to pass the glory of this series around NOT ME NOT ME AT ALL I ACTUALLY JUST GAGGED WHEN I TYPED GLORY So if you like me like TOO DAMN MANY of us find yourself with a set of the FSoG trilogy you no longer want I've compiled a helpful list of ways you can re use re purpose or recycle them 16 AN INSTRUCTIONAL GUIDE FOR HOW NOT TO TREAT YOUR LOVED ONES17 PAPER AIRPLANESPhase OneStep One Don't Google how to do this because you definitely still retain your airplane making skills from middle school Step Two Make a random fold Step Three Make some random folds Don't worry it'll be awesome Step Four Toss that sucker Phase TwoStep One Google how to make a paper airplane Step Two Follow instructions Resent every moment of it Step Three Lob your stealth fighter at an unsuspecting loved one Step Four Run like hell when they whip it back at you18 GET REVENGE FOR THE AIRPLANE INCIDENT BY FASHIONING YOURSELF A PAPER PRISON SHANK19 DRINKING GAMEStep One Open any of the FSoG books to a random passage Start reading Every time Ana says or thinks Oh my take a shot Twenty pages later20 GLASS CLEANERThis works surprisingly well 21 SNOT RAGThis works unsurprisingly terrible FSoG is about as good at absorbing snot as it is at portraying a healthy consensual BDSM relationship22 STEP STOOL23 KITTEH TOYSFigures that they actually loved this Buy them all the jingly interactive toys you want and they'll ignore them Get them an empty box or a crumpled up description of a man pulling a tampon out of his girlfriend and they'll play with that shit all day Cats Ugh24 PAPER MACHETHINGAt first I wanted to make a paper mache peesh because how hilarious would that be? I'm not even going to post a picture of the travesty I created It looked like a half sunken molehill Apparently I'm about as good with the female anatomy as my high school boyfriends were Ba dum ching So I decided to attempt a paper mache butt Because that seemed easy enough Step One Take the fifteen layers of crafting drop cloth you've acuired and crumple a bunch of it into a ball Repeat Step Two Mix an eual part of Elmer's Glue and water in a containerStep Three Resist the urge to do that thing you did in kindergarten You know when you coated your hands in glue waited for it to dry and then slowly peeled it off getting a strange amount of pleasure from the process DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T DO IT TOO Step Four Cut up about twenty pages of any of the FSoG books into 1 2 inch stripsStep Five For the first layer wet the strips with water only and drape them over your butt cheeks The paper ones not your actual ones Don't get weird Step Six Now pile on some layers of the glue mix Remember to use your fingers to strain away extra liuid otherwise you'll end up with a mess on your hands Step Seven Wait for it to dry Be super unimpressed when you get back to itStep Eight uit Hey I didn't say that all these ideas would work outStep Nine Come up with a genius plan to salvage the situation Alcohol Alcohol will help25 CAT PISSER OFFERNormal mode Roll a page up and poke a sleeping kitteh Challenge Mode Take a selfie with them before they scratch the shit out of you 26 PACKING PAPERProtect breakable goods when shipping I recommend selecting explicit sex scenes for this Don't warn the person you're shipping to either because that would take all the fun out of it 27 SCRAP PAPER28 PADDINGThis is my butt This is totally my butt This is my totally normal butt All the time This is what I live withLook at the booty look at the booty look at the oops What? No I am NOT stuffing29 WINTERIZE YOUR PLANTSWrap your delicate shrubs and trees with paper to keep them from dying during the WINTER FROM HELL30 PREVENT WEEDS IN THE SPRINGStep One Lay down a single layer of sheets over your garden or in this case over one of your indoor boxed planters BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOWStep Two Cover in mulch31 RANSOM NOTEStep One Select a targetStep Two Get craftingStep Three Send a message32 LITTER BOX LINER33 MAKE YOUR OWN VALENTINE'S DAY BOUUETStep One Take a bunch of pages containing contrived relationship drama and paint that shit in the colors of loveStep Two Once your pages have dried stack them and draw a whirlpool design on the top oneStep Three Cut It OutStep Four Curl it up and glue it together Step Five Take some green wire bend it to your will you want them to resemble stems and tape those flowers to itStep Seven Take some left over white flowers from #1 15 and add them in to the flower arrangementStep Eight SO PRETTEH34 MAKE YOUR OWN VALENTINE'S DAY CARDSStep One Paint a sheet whichever color you want on each sideStep Two Once it dries add a message Step Three ShareBlog | Facebook | Twitter | Instagram | Pinterest

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    CLICK HERE TO READ MORE REVIEWS AT READING EATING DREAMINGEXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND CONTENT THIS IS AN ADULT BOOK PLEASE DON’T READ THIS REVIEW UNLESS YOU ARE AN ADULTFifty Fifty Fifty I can’t get enough FiftyI have read a lot of mixed reviews for Fifty Shades Freed the third novel in the Fifty Shades trilogy This is my response Fifty Shades Freed was EXCELLENT How can anyone complain about Fifty?Reading this novel was a bittersweet experience I couldn’t get enough; I wanted to rush through this entire novel and absorb it all as uickly as possible On the other hand I wanted to take my sweet time and drag things out because I never wanted it to end I’m devastated that this series wrapped up and I have hopes fingers crossed that this won’t be the last we see of Christian Grey I could read about Christian and Ana forever Christian may be the perfect man to star in a never ending series He seems to have enough issues LOLChristian and Ana make a lot of progress in this novel but they also suffer a few setbacks I thought both their progress and their setbacks were moving and realistic Christian is still the same bossy domineering man that we all love and their sex is still just as kinky and hot as ever This novel also had the added element of suspense The “bad guy” storyline was intriguing and entertaining; it really added to the novel In this novel we also discover about Christians past and see growth and development in his character Oh and don’t forget about Ana’s inner goddess and her subconscious; they are back and just as hilarious as before I enjoyed this novel – beginning middle and end And I absolutely adored the epilogue and the bonus chapters at the endEL James Thank you so much for writing this hot crazy mind blowing story It has been an absolute pleasure reading Ana and Christian’s love storyThe Fifty Shades trilogy is UN FREAKING BELIEVABLY GOODThis series is HILARIOUS Ana and Christian’s playful emails and witty banter are hysterical and entertaining Christian’s domineering side is amusing and Ana’s inner goddess and subconscious are like I’ve said before the best things ever This series is guaranteed to make you laugh out loudThis series is HOT This erotic series pushes the envelope I strongly recommend this series to everyone who thinks they can handle some kinky fuckery By kinky fuckery I mean an introduction into the world of BDSM – floggers handcuffs blindfolds cable ties Ds relationships and a whole lot I gave Fifty Shades Freed by EL James 5 STARS I look forward to re reading this series over and over in the future and I can’t wait to see what Ms James comes out with next Can you top Fifty? I just don’t see that happening but hey I never thought I’d read and love a BDSM novel either Never say neverPS I absolutely adored the bonus chapters from Christian’s perspective at the end It was a wonderful treatPSS Ms James concludes an excerpt from Fifty Shades of Grey in Christian’s perspective with “That’s allfor now” Is she thinking about writing this trilogy from Christian’s perspective? Hmm XOXOREADING EATING DREAMING

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    Okay don't hurt me I know there are a lot of Christian Grey fans out there unfortunately I am just not one of them This is the third and final installment of the Fifty Shades trilogy Ana and Christian are now married and are set to live a long and happy life or are they? With some body out there threatening them and Christian's own fucked up past wedded bliss maybe but a dreamAlthough I am not the biggest fan of the other books I did find them strangely addicting and was uite looking forward to Fifty Shades Freed but I am very disappointed I expected so much For me the book went like thisAna I am going out for some milk Christian See you in 5Christian NO STAY MINE Why are you abandoning me for milk I KNEW I was unworthy of love STAYAna It is not that I am abandoning you for milk we have just run out you know I love you gives soulful lookChristian MINE STAY It is dangerouslooks awayWhat would I do without you? looks vulnerableAna My poor Fifty Oh Mr Grey you know I would never leave youthis is about your birth mother isn't it? She never got you milkChristian It is simply too dangerous you are MINE MINE MINE Now Mrs Grey come here I want to use sex to avoid talking about our problems Mrs GreyAna Oh okayyou know I would never refuse you Mr Grey The next morningAna looks down at her cereal I knew I should have gotten some milk Rinse and repeatI found the whole thing repeatative and Ana and Christian continued to irritate me and as I read the book she would do something any normal girl would do; he would go psycho about it; she would cave; they have sex; he gets his way It drove me nuts I guess the two stars that I have given it are for the sex scenes themselves they were hot although I did start to get bored of them about half way through the book It seems instead of giving Fifty Shades Freed a plot it has just been filled out with sexI don't normally give such negative reviews and I try to say something positive something that I liked but I have found it hard for this book But I know alot of people including my friends have loved it and would gleefully takes Ana's place if they couldjust please please cross me off that list

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    By now I'm not entirely sure what to say about this book Aside from now Ana and Christian are now married travel to fantastic places for their honeymoon and someone is still trying to do both of them harm not much has changed I'm really tired of Christian's over protectiveness fast It's beyond annoying and he's no where near as sexy now as I thought he was in the beginning I can't understand why anyone would think Christian's behavior is sexy Troubled? Tortured? Stalkerish? Childish? Hell yes Sexy? Not unless you like to be told what to do when to do it how to do even have it done for you ALL THE TIMENothing gets resolved Christian is still overbearing and Ana still takes it In many different ways but even that gets really old I was ready to give up and didn't care what happened to anyone in the story at allI guess it's a good thing I didn't The last uarter of the book was really good I mean like different book good Stuff happens change of pace even change of characters It's like Ana and Christian finally become the terrific couple we thought they could become in the first book I won't give too much away but Christian becomes likable again and Ana tolerableThis really should have been just one book and only one Seriously with some good editing cutting of tons of unnecessary crap and a little restructuring this would have been an awesome ★★★★★ book But the author editors and publishers must have gotten greedy or lazy Or both I'm gonna go with both First 999 per ebook is just ridiculous and yet I bought all 3 so I guess I'm just as stupid No excuse for it especially for a first time author Second for 999 it better be pretty fcking flawless and none of them are A few words here and there that totally take me out of the story During a sex scene Ana runs her hands across Christian's clavicles Because that sounds erotic as hell What? Shoulder blades too common for you? Several times I caught myself trying to figure out the choreography Her back is to him he's touching her in all the right places and she's admiring his boyish grin or something along those lines No mirror in the room no mention of her turning around but she can see his mouth? Bad choreography bad editing And I'm not sure what they're called but those weird boxes that show up in the middle of words when you know it's a software thing a comma or apostrophe didn't translate or something plenty of those here If I'm paying 999 for an ebook these at the very least should not be there UnacceptableAnd I understand re using certain words and phrases throughout a book it can drive a point home reconnect you with a certain feeling the author wants to convey even be funny or sweet reveal something Once or twice I'm not going to complain Hell I may not even notice Twenty million times across 3 way too long books I'm gonna be bored angry you're wasting so much time and space on inane words and just plain sick of it Fair point well made Mr Grey Mrs Grey Twitching palms Kinky fckery Mr Mecurial Oh my Fifty Fifty Fifty My poor lost boy Come used several different ways Smirking Laters baby Your Mrs Robinson Btch Troll My control freak You don't eat enough Don't bite your bottom lip You're mine Mine Mine Hush He's really mad MineThere's tons but I think you can get the point Also this still feels a lot like fan fiction This book really reminds me Breaking Dawn in that like Bella Ana really and finally comes into her own and takes some control in her life They both save the day at the ends of their books rescuing all they love no longer needing the men in their lives to save them Even though the men still want tooIf you've read the first two and are feeling a little tired of all the junk skim this one until the last uarter You won't miss too much but the end brings the series to a better than expected close And it won't take you forever and a week to finish it If you've not read any of the books yet don't Or at least borrow them Really there is better stuff out there don't rush

  9. says:

    Oh dear Lord I have just finished reading this and I can't stop laughing At the end of the book there is an Author's Note that states that the author is fully aware that you cannot walk into an American Bank and demand to draw five million dollars Oh my ever loving hell THAT is the part that you're apologizing for? I want to cry scream and throw things These books make me feel like the world is irreversibly messed up And no not because of the sex Have all the kinky fun sex you want But this man BROKE people Am I the only person who is not ok with that? You want me to believe that this successful man is broken himself because his mother was a Crack whore fuck you for constantly calling someone that just by the way the constant reference to his mother as the crack whore pissed me off just as much as the shoddy workmanship and bullshit pretentious over use of puffed up vocabulary didbut I will NEVER accept that being broken is an acceptable reason to use people like toilet paper something our supposedly irresistible Mr Grey even admits to No I'm sorry All of this is fucked up The writing is pathetic superfluous and almost every second line in this series is redundant Awesome so a bunch of people read about kinky sex and now the riding crop and butt plug industry is booming So happy you guys have all got your kink on But please do NOT try and tell me that this is a beautiful story It just fucking isn't The dynamic between these two people makes my teeth hurt The idea that any woman would put up with being treated that way repulses me to no end And Ana herself is just a bloody idiot Take away the good looks and the money and you're left with a creepy fucked up guy who should be in jail You tell me he is all these wonderful things though give me no reason to believe you Ana is supposedly this intelligent bookish person and she narrated THIS load of crap? You tell me she is strong? I'm sorry but I see no strength All I see is a bunch of books where sometimes stuff almost happens but nothing ever really does Oh yeah with a lot of sex in it Whoopdie friggen doo If you're into reading erotica then GREAT Go wild Erotica is awesome and if nothing else it might help turn you on if your hubby can't get you excited any But spare me the it's such a touching story and we care about Ana and Christian crap I have a newsflash for you You're not in love with Christian Grey you just seriously need to get laid by someone who knows what they're doing And let me tell you something else no matter how good the sex is NO MAN is worth being treated badly End of story Also for all of you planning to indulge in this kind of unrealistically freuent sex life drink Citro Soda On a daily basis Twice daily even I don't care how clean that man's penis is you still need to look after your vagI have about a million other things to say but I'm actually too exhausted to even start going there

  10. says:

    Relief Profound relief that I've finally finished this book441 pagesDear God it was about 200 pages too long I swear I thought it was never going to end On and on and on and onI just can't describe it And then just when I thought it was overalong comes an EpilogueAna and Christian frolicking in a meadow with their son while she pregnant with their daughter But it's not a short epilogue Oh no It comes complete with a Flashback Oh no Poor Ana had a scary labor and deliveryBut it doesn't end there 'Cause where's the fun in that?No you get re read the first chapter of Fifty Shades of Greyfrom Christian's point of viewGod I hate him I know everyone else luuuurves this guy but shrieking and banging head against wallHE IS CRAZYDoes nobody else notice this? I get that he's had an awful childhood for the first 4 years of his life but he is beyond wacky And Ana's reactions to his idiocy pissed me off even worseHe doesn't want her to drive a jet ski because it's too dangerous???Are you serious? A fucking jet ski? 10 year old kids drive jet skis Oh but defiant Ana does it anywayYou go girl Get your ass on that big scary jet skiOf course the entire time she's worried that she's made him mad GrrrrrrrrThen to add insult to injury he agrees to let her drive after her initial unapproved ride And she wrecks Well as much as you can wreck on a jet ski She basically falls offin the water And yet you would think she hit a wall at 90 miles an hour for all of the blubbering and scowling Christian doesHE IS CRAZYSo in other words Christian was right Poor little Ana shouldn't have driven the incredibly dangerous jet skiArghhhhhAnd naturally Ana simpers and rushes to comfort the crazy bastardIt was like that for the entire book Ana you deliberately disobeyed me by leaving the house to have drinks with your friendsimper simperOh my poor poor Fifty He looks so angrymaybe this time I've pushed him too far He looks so lost and childlike I guess that now would be a terrible time to tell him that I want to keep my maiden name at work He's just so scared I shouldn't do things to upset him My poor dear lost FiftyIn case you were wondering she doesn't keep her maiden name at her job Nope Poor Fifty couldn't take the stress Everyone must know that you are mine AnaBECAUSE YOU ARE CRAZYIf the damn animal bites you stop petting it AnaI kept thinking I would reserve judgment of her reactions because maybe the author was going to have her go into therapy at the end of the bookBut she didn't No apparently coddling a possessive stalker is the right way to deal with things Yep It's one big Happily Ever After for those twoI especially enjoyed the visual of him flogging her while she was pregnant and commenting on how much he would miss the taste of breast milk EwwwwwwwwwwwwFifty Shades of Annoying the short list1 The 'high speed' car chase 85 mph is not high speed unless you are over 852Calling each other Mr and Mrs Grey It was cute on your wedding day After 400 plus pagesnot so cute3Come It's Christian's favorite word and he must have said it 500 times If you haven't read the book then you probably can't understand how much one word could grate on your nerves Come Ana we must goCome You must eat Come You must be tiredCome Follow my creepy ass to the bedroomCome You cannot think for yourselfCome I will smirk and grin if you go with meKA BOOSH my head explodes4The grody Mrs Robinson? Nothing happens to herAt the very least Grace should have taken a hit on on her Sorry but if I found out a family friend had screwed one of my teenagers Run Bitch Run I was perversely delighted to find out that her ex husband had broken a few of her bones when he found out about he affair with Christian In fact my inner goddess did a somersaultin her granny panties thank you very much5The book is filled with dumb ass stuff like this What do you want Mrs Grey?Blah blah blah I can feel him hard against my behindYouAnd I you my love my life retching noise in background Who says pretentious shit like that? I can't imagine any guy who still has his nuts spouting that crapThis book sucked I hated itThe End

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