The Village Idiots Cruise Club: Hilarious Fun at Sea (Laugh Out Loud Comedy)



✫ The Village Idiots Cruise Club: Hilarious Fun at Sea (Laugh Out Loud Comedy) Books ✭ Author Charlie Bray – E17streets4all.co.uk WELCOME ABOARD Laugh out loud at the hilarious fun that can be had on a Mediterranean cruise, Life on the ocean waves ain t what it used to be MEET THE CREW SLY FOXY, your English speaking host, who k WELCOME ABOARD Laugh out loud at the Idiots Cruise PDF/EPUB ç hilarious fun that can be had on a Mediterranean cruise, Life on the ocean waves ain t what it used to be MEET THE CREW SLY The Village Epub / FOXY, your English speaking host, who knows how to con his customers EVIL AGGIE, the senior citizens hostess who will make you walk the plank , and brings tears to the captain s eyes Village Idiots Cruise PDF ↠ LAMB LETTUCE, the mankini wearing fitness coaches who can turn beautiful ladies ugly DAFT DONALD who gets caught naked on stage SPARKY THE ROBOT, the destroyer of masterpieces PIERRE, a strange little Frenchman who boasts of winning the war single handed BIG DICK, leader of the gang with little to gain and everything to lose JOIN IN THE FUN Knock out Sugar Ray Shit for Brains and earn yourself fifty quid Dine at the Captain s table and watch an old lady head butt him in his unmentionables Clean up at the casino with a little help from a robot Take part in the Antiques Cruise Show and lose all your valuables WATCH THE DRAMA UNFOLD David Attenborough frightens the ladies Somali pirates invade the ship sort of Mr Angry gets thrown off the ship A cat burglar takes to a lifeboat A war breaks out between salsa dancers and rock n rollers An unplanned Titanic re enactment unfolds ENJOY AN EVENING AT THE THEATRE Take your seat for a talent show to end all talent shows YOU LL NEVER LOOK AT CRUISING THE SAME WAY AGAIN Cruising ain t cruising unless it s with the Village Idiots Cruise Club Step aboard You ll love it THERE IS ANOTHER VILLAGE IDIOT CLUB Why not try out The Village Idiots Ebay Club by Charlie Bray You ll find it on Kindle.The Village Idiots Cruise Club: Hilarious Fun at Sea (Laugh Out Loud Comedy)

As a self published artist who quickly Idiots Cruise PDF/EPUB ç learned the effort required to sell Indie books, Charlie founded and successfully runs Indietribe, a portal that waves the flag for independent authors and their booksHe The Village Epub / recognizes that the wonderful self published book industry to which we all belong has certainly grown apace in the last decade and now boasts over a million self published authors and who knows how Village Idiots Cruise PDF ↠ many million Indie books Services and products to support this ever growing army of writers are also rapidly expanding and now there truly is something for everyoneCharlie finds it amazing that nothing exists to pull all these elements together to make it easy to source anything you need to succeed in your quest an industry bible if you likeIn a light bulb moment he realised that what we need is a Self Publishers Yearbook So he decided to publish one He is currently taking affordable listing at the link below and the book is due to be published this summerhttp theindietribe authors.

The Village Idiots Cruise Club: Hilarious Fun at Sea PDF
    The Village Idiots Cruise Club: Hilarious Fun at Sea PDF boasts of winning the war single handed BIG DICK, leader of the gang with little to gain and everything to lose JOIN IN THE FUN Knock out Sugar Ray Shit for Brains and earn yourself fifty quid Dine at the Captain s table and watch an old lady head butt him in his unmentionables Clean up at the casino with a little help from a robot Take part in the Antiques Cruise Show and lose all your valuables WATCH THE DRAMA UNFOLD David Attenborough frightens the ladies Somali pirates invade the ship sort of Mr Angry gets thrown off the ship A cat burglar takes to a lifeboat A war breaks out between salsa dancers and rock n rollers An unplanned Titanic re enactment unfolds ENJOY AN EVENING AT THE THEATRE Take your seat for a talent show to end all talent shows YOU LL NEVER LOOK AT CRUISING THE SAME WAY AGAIN Cruising ain t cruising unless it s with the Village Idiots Cruise Club Step aboard You ll love it THERE IS ANOTHER VILLAGE IDIOT CLUB Why not try out The Village Idiots Ebay Club by Charlie Bray You ll find it on Kindle."/>
  • Kindle Edition
  • 62 pages
  • The Village Idiots Cruise Club: Hilarious Fun at Sea (Laugh Out Loud Comedy)
  • Charlie Bray
  • English
  • 22 February 2017

10 thoughts on “The Village Idiots Cruise Club: Hilarious Fun at Sea (Laugh Out Loud Comedy)

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    I guarantee that you have never experienced a Mediterranean Cruise like this one If you need a good laugh, pick up this book The plot line is clever and so are the characters and their exploits.This is the second book in this series Big Dick is the leader of the Village Idiots Club He has managed to finagle a free cruise for the club members as long as they agree to work for free while on the cruise Club members plan on taking advantage of the passengers the unsuspecting Captain Berlioni i I guarantee that you have never experienced a Mediterranean Cruise like this one If you need a good laugh, pick up this book The plot line is clever and so are the characters and their exploits.This is the second book in this series Big Dick is the leader of the Village Idiots Club He has managed to finagle a free cruise for the club members as long as they agree to work for free while on the cruise Club members plan on taking advantage of the passengers the unsuspecting Captain Berlioni is duped into believing that they will be ambassadors of good will for the shipping line The Captain is in for a huge surprise.I will give you a sampling of characters During this memorable voyage, the nefarious Aggie, who coordinates members of the over sixty club, informs her charges what they need to do in order to avoid walking the plank This includes climbing a rock wall, completing a marathon, and participating in an all night disco David Attenborough walks around the ship requiring passengers to pet his iguana friend Professor Dawson uses his robot Sparky to redistribute the wealth from the casino to the delight of all those on board At the Antiques Cruise Show, all the passengers are connived into showing their most valued possessions, which will later go missing Now we have a bona fide mystery to solve Needless to say, the Captain is unhappy with his idiot crew Will they be able to outwit him and see this hapless voyage till its end Lots of clever lines and plenty of laugh out loud humor Don t miss this one

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