Zombie Park



[PDF / Epub] ✅ Zombie Park By Kent Hill – E17streets4all.co.uk Imagine being liquid enough to fool around with the building blocks of life just to create a park full of zombies to cash in on the general public s infatuation with the undead Now imagine, as it ofte Imagine being liquid enough to fool around with the building blocks of life just to create a park full of zombies to cash in on the general public s infatuation with the undead Now imagine, as it often does, something going wrong with that concept and zombies ruining the world for everybody Next, imagine dinosaurs returning to prominence in a Planet of the Apes type scenario and evolving so they fill all the roles we humans did before the fall of the species So our story begins A group of Dino commandoes are sent in to uncover the fate of their missing colleagues in the area formally occupied by Zombie Park the place the tourist brochures once referred to as the place for folks that are dying for a good time Kent Hill returns with a zany blend bizarro goodness, combined with all the vodka and potato chips you can force down your gullet We spared no expense.Zombie Park

KENT HILL is the new , thinking man s Jean Claude Van Damme He has been known to fight in desperate battles against impossible odds against hordes of imaginary foes He has been known to volunteer for suicide missions, and has been witnessed shooting fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse He is the author of Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future StrangeHouse Books , DeathMaster Adventures in the th Uncharted Dimension, The Last Barbarian with Craig Mullins , Necropolis Tryst, Zombie Park, Retirement Village of the Damned all for Riot Forge , The Ballad of the Crying Clown in Floppy Shoes Apocalypse, Give me a home among the Zombies in Undead Legacy, The Ghost Mask in Doorway to Death, The Last of the Green Grass in Under the Bridge, Won t you be my Neighbour in Suburban Secrets, The Day the Pizza Died in JEAPers Creepers, Hercules with a Shotgun in Straight to Video, Army of Dicks in The Sequel Straight Video, Old Dave dies at the End in Drowning in Gore, That Bastard Loner in Strange Dominion, Natural Born Clerks in MvF all anthologies for J Ellington Ashton Press , The Man in the Hand in Destroy All Robots, Sword Dude both for Dynatox Ministries Hercules with a Shotgun Cinema of Awesomeness Series , Those the Shadows Hide in Conquest of the Planet of the Tapes Straight to Video III and Contains Crude Language for KHPHe lives on The Downs in Southern Queensland, Australia, with his wife and son.

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  • Kindle Edition
  • 63 pages
  • Zombie Park
  • Kent Hill
  • English
  • 08 March 2017

10 thoughts on “Zombie Park

  1. says:

    OK, so the apocalypse happens, and humanity is wiped out The dinosaurs rise to take over Or maybe humanity never happened, and dinosaurs just evolved into the characters of this book Or maybe both happened Kent Hill is crazy enough to let that happen This isproof that he s a maniac, and anything can happen in his work A group of dinosaurs led by a stegosaurus by the name of Dish and it s impossible to not envision these guys played by the cast of PREDATOR go on a mission to Zombie OK, so the apocalypse happens, and humanity is wiped out The dinosaurs rise to take over Or maybe humanity never happened, and dinosaurs just evolved into the characters of this book Or maybe both happened Kent Hill is crazy enough to let that happen This isproof that he s a maniac, and anything can happen in his work A group of dinosaurs led by a stegosaurus by the name of Dish and it s impossible to not envision these guys played by the cast of PREDATOR go on a mission to Zombie Park, which is, yes, Jurassic Park but for zombies Except they rethan zombies They rewhy am I explaining this to you If this lunacy doesn t convince you to get this book, then I don t know what to tell you This review just scratches the surface Just be careful with Kent Hill Don t turn your back on him

  2. says:

    Like fan fiction but for movie scenesOne of the interesting things about anthropomorphism in literature is that there are so many interesting ways that the characters can, by description or action be distinguished from ordinary human beings Well in this novel you ll have none of that The writer will sometimes give a short note about some distinguishing shape of a dinosaur species, usually it s head, when introducing a new character But after that it s just humans 100% except for once when a c Like fan fiction but for movie scenesOne of the interesting things about anthropomorphism in literature is that there are so many interesting ways that the characters can, by description or action be distinguished from ordinary human beings Well in this novel you ll have none of that The writer will sometimes give a short note about some distinguishing shape of a dinosaur species, usually it s head, when introducing a new character But after that it s just humans 100% except for once when a character got a second mentorn of his characteristics Hell, sometimes the writer clearly forgot he wasn t writing about humans Also forgetting it takes place in the future, not the present.The story has a few really funny moments but it s far from weighing up its many downsides which includes a much too heavy reliance on film references references by themselves ain t jokes What is this, Meet the Spartans, Epic Movie or some such One dimensional characters that all seem to have the same basic personality as each other macho, bullshit quipping and sex crazed A deleted scene chapter that doesn t seem to have been copyedited at all, which isn t saying the rest was perfect in that department ofcourse Descriptions that make the book scream I wanted to write a movie script EtcAll in all, I m glad it was short because the laughs were few and far between and humor was all it had going for it

  3. says:

    I had awhat s the appropriate wordlet s say a jolly good time reading this book.It s full of dinosaur sex, violence and gory stuff.Very interesting in my oppinion is the exchange of humans with dinosaurs so where normaly humans fight here dinosaurus risk their life and some lose it.Sometimes I had the feeling I was reading Alien on other pages Jurassic Park intended I suppose P , but don t get me wrong it s not a one to one transfer of the movies and or books, just here and there s I had awhat s the appropriate wordlet s say a jolly good time reading this book.It s full of dinosaur sex, violence and gory stuff.Very interesting in my oppinion is the exchange of humans with dinosaurs so where normaly humans fight here dinosaurus risk their life and some lose it.Sometimes I had the feeling I was reading Alien on other pages Jurassic Park intended I suppose P , but don t get me wrong it s not a one to one transfer of the movies and or books, just here and there some side blows in the direction of those movies haven t read either Jurassic Park nor Alien.Honestly I can t wait to read Alien Smut Peddlers from the Future from the same author wich has rested for a long time on my Kindle so time to wake it up, I guess.Just a pointer for the next research for your future books Kent Hill there is something like discovery channel so you don t have to open a freaking encyclopedia of dinosaurs for kids, that way it s even easyer and you don t just have pictures no even moving pictures D hope you except this little joke of mine

  4. says:

    This is an excellent twist on Jurastic Park but instead of dinosaurs you have zombies the story takes many things like plane crash were a team of basketball player crashes all are killed except for two and those two are the others Also you have aliens who builds a under the water city and promise the elderly free cable tv but there is a revolt by the elderly due to the fact that there is only 6 channels and they start killing the aliens and got back up to the surface to start killing everyone This is an excellent twist on Jurastic Park but instead of dinosaurs you have zombies the story takes many things like plane crash were a team of basketball player crashes all are killed except for two and those two are the others Also you have aliens who builds a under the water city and promise the elderly free cable tv but there is a revolt by the elderly due to the fact that there is only 6 channels and they start killing the aliens and got back up to the surface to start killing everyone This is a weird audiobook and it in some ways funny and I do recommend this audible

  5. says:

    I love short books like this because they are a good time killer when I m waiting for a bigger book I ve pre ordered lol This sounded like a funny book to lighten my day It was mostly fart jokes and dinosaur sex jokes There werebad jokes than there was a plot I only finished it because I was too lazy to pull over and download a different book The narrator wasn t bad at least

  6. says:

    Audible Well,it was not what I was expecting.I think a teen boy would love it.It was crude,vile,etc with some funny stuff tossed in.I couldn t finish it.J Scott Bennet was a fine narrator irregardless of the material.I was given this book by the narrator,author or publisher free for an honest review.

  7. says:

    Dinosaurs, sex, violence can only mean one thing Let s rock n roll The apocalypse had wiped out humans and dinosaurs are standing bystanders to evacuate the Zombie Park and wipe out the zombies Character names such as Prick, Slack Jaw, Horny, Nipple and Bitch flap are only part of the strange zombie twist that Kent Hill dropped on paper And to think there is a sequel coming soon

  8. says:

    This was an excellent little novella that had much to say in a limited space, but Hill got the job done The beginning had a Predator feel to it, but changed pace near the middle I am definitely looking forward to the sequel as I feel that that s where it will pick up for me, as far as the weirdness I enjoyed the ending very much.

  9. says:

    Zombie Park is a crude, rude and hilarious take on movies with zombies, mutants, mercenaries, special forces soldiers and samurai This is no children s book or heart warming relationship drama and is certainly not to everyones tastes But hey What is

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