Sexy Motherpucker (Bad Motherpuckers, #2)



When The Family Dog Trots In With My Diaphragm In Its Mouth In Front Of My Date, His Parents, And His Adorable Little Girl You Would Think I D Hit Rock Bottom WRONG Let S Back This Up A Sec Brendan Daniels Is The Sexiest Man Alive The Captain Of The Badger S NHL Team Is Also Clever, Kind, Funny, And Was My Good Friend Until We Cruised Out Of The Friend Zone One Weekend With A Red Hot Fling Come Monday Morning, I Wanted To Keep Riding The Big O Train To Happy Town, But Brendan Wanted Someone Who Was Stepmom Material A.K.A, Not Me, Apparently The Problem I M Crazy In Love With Him And His Daughter So When He Asks Me To Be His Pretend Girlfriend For A Long Weekend With His Former In Laws, I Say Yes We Re Still Friends, After All, And Friends Don T Let Friends Fake It Alone Laura Collins Is The Last Woman I Should Be Thinking About Taking In The Back Seat Of My Car, In The Woods Behind My In Laws House, Or In A Hotel Room Where We Re Sharing One Very Small, Very Squeaky Bed I Need A Steady, Stable Influence For My Daughter, Not A Fling With This Too Wild, Too Young, Too Impulsive Red Head So What If She S Beautiful And Intense And Passionate And Has The Biggest Heart I Ve Ever Known I Don T Want To Fall In Love I Really Don T The Whole Pretend Girlfriend Thing Was Supposed To Solve My Problems, Buy Me A Little Time But When It Comes To Laura Hell, Maybe I M Just Not Cut Out For Faking It.Sexy Motherpucker (Bad Motherpuckers, #2)

Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldn t be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munich s red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale.These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.Visit her at

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  • Kindle Edition
  • 316 pages
  • Sexy Motherpucker (Bad Motherpuckers, #2)
  • Lili Valente
  • English
  • 14 August 2018

10 thoughts on “Sexy Motherpucker (Bad Motherpuckers, #2)

  1. says:

    now LIVE What do you do when you walk in on your boyfriend wearing your thong Ok, first of all, don t panic Calmly explain to him that it s just not your jam and collect all your underwear Then proceed to the nearest bonfire If, by some chance, while burning your intimates, you happen to meet a sexy man who voluntee...

  2. says:

    Get it here Barnes NobleThis is only my second book by Lili Valente but I am officially declaring her a must read Her writing is fantastic and will have you entertained the whole time you re reading her wor...

  3. says:

    This audio was cute too Sexy but cute In Sexy Motherpucker, you will meet Brendan and Laura You sort of meet them in the first book of this series as well Now they were cute but they had so much drama Whether it was someone assuming the other liked someone else or ya know..baggage Brendan was adorable but he had a kid So he did some stuff that was simple adorable with her However, I was not a huge fan of leaving that said child with laura for a week I get that she would babysit her from time to time but a week is completely different Also a nightmare for people who aren t parents Then there laura I didn t know what to think about her in the beginning All I know is that in true first book she was very protective over her sister Which was endearing but I also had no idea who she liked She was a mystery and definitely gr...

  4. says:

    4.5 stars ARC PROVIDED IN EXCHANGE FOR AN HONEST REVIEW I shall post the review here soon

  5. says:

    Full review also posted on sitch Laura, the sister to the heroine of the first book, has been friends with Brendan for a while now, as they both work for the Badgers, one as captain of the team, and Laura in PR Brendan s wife unexpectedly dies off page, and well before the series begins and he is left with raising his daughter on his own He s concerned about beginning any relationship, for obvious and understandable reasons, but he has a passionate encounter with Laura that doesn t go any further than that one time A bit of time passes and he realizes he needs to make his in laws believe that he is capable of moving on and taking care of his daughter, and he turns to Laura for help And that s when the real fun begins, and you guess it, romance happens Was concerned at first As the second book in the Bad Motherpuckers series begins, I m not gonna lie I wasn t sure how I felt about the setup because second chance romances, especially after such a traumatic event like a spousal death, are a delicate business You want to believe that the reasons that it didn t work out, or why your hero and heroine didn t work through whatever issues they had is legit and reasonable Mostly, I was scared I was going to think Brendan was a butthead blinks But then, Ms Valente chose to continue with the dual first person POV, Brendan explained, I was al...

  6. says:

    Sexy Motherpucker is the second book in the Bad Motherpuckers series by one of my favorite authors I know when I open a Book by Lili Valente, I will be in for a ride It could be a sexy and light ride, a filthy twisted dark ride or something in between This series has the perfect blend of sexy, fun, and filthy talk If you read Hot as Puck then you might remember the cranky but sexy single dad Libby s older sister Lauren I knew something was brewing between these twoBrendan and Laura had one wild weekend together full of orgasms, talks, and long walks on the beach Then it was over Brendan walked away He wasn t ready for what he knew Laura wanted and needed A relationship It wasn t just him he had to think about He had to think about his daughter Chloe too He lost his wife three years ago and since then it s only been him and Chloe After his weekend with Laura he was scared Scared of what could be Also scared of what could happen if it didn t work out So they went back to being friends Awkwar...

  7. says:

    DNF 65%I have a weird relationship with this author some of her books I liked and rated 4 or 5 stars just as many I disliked and DNF with 2 stars rating That was a case of DNF here again with this second book of The Motherpucker Series The book isn t THAT bad, it s just boring, plain and simple Plus, the little girl doesn t sound like a 7 years old at all and the menace of taking her with them by the former in laws because the H wasn t quick enough to replace their dead daughter sounded very implausible to me But what put the final nail in the coffin was the H the h debating about hairy or bared pus y and the h saying that bared girly parts ...

  8. says:

    4.5 starsSexy Motherpucker was a really entertaining romantic comedy that was sweet and laugh out loud hilarious It was both a friends to lovers and second chance love story, with a generous portion of hockey thrown in for good measure The characters were realistic and there was a perfect balance between the swoons, steam, and angst This is book 2 in the Bad Motherpuckers series and some characters from book 1 do appear, but this can definitely be read as a stand alone One of my favorite moments from the book was when Laura s diaphragm became a victim of the dog and is then given a proper burial in the yard I absolutely loved Brendan s in laws and how open and loving they were in this situation I can t imagine how difficult it must be to lose your child, yet remain supportive and accepting of your son in law and his future relationships The secondary characters in this book were amazing and I enjoyed them just as much as the hero and heroine The balance between seriousness and humor was wonderful When Laura and Brendan lock themselves in the closet inside Laura s childhood room I would never have guessed the next sequence of events It went from incredibly sexy to mortifying in ...

  9. says:

    I ve had a little trouble articulating the thoughts in my head for this review and getting them transferred to the page Don t get me wrong I absolutely and unequivocally loved Brendan and Laura s story, but searching for new and creative ways to express once again what a spectacular tale Lili Valente has penned is increasingly challenging Sexy Motherpucker delivers a story of two souls profoundly attracted to the other like a moth to a flame, one struggling with rejection, and the other failing to recognize the perfect match for his life, his family and his heart Brendan and Laura have always been able to banter with one another as friends But after they take their connection to a physical level over a few summer nights, Laura believes their relationship has changed But when Brendan suddenly sprints away returning his heart back to its protective cocoon, he leaves Laura dejected and trying to accept that they ll never be than friends But Laura finds herself hoping to be able to break through the protective walls Brendan has built around his heart And despite how he tries, Brendan can t get his mind off those magical nights and the beautiful woman he spent tangled up with, their limbs twisted in hot sexual passion Though their feelings for each other do finally burgeon, ...

  10. says:

    Eeeep, I loved this book so damn much After Justin and Libby s book, I was really curious about Laura and Brendan And they made my kindle to explode I loved every minute of this book.Lili Valente is an amazeballs author Words totally fail me when I want to express how much I en...

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