When The Family Dog Trots In With My Diaphragm In Its Mouth In Front Of My Date, His Parents, And His Adorable Little Girl You Would Think I D Hit Rock Bottom WRONG Let S Back This Up A Sec Brendan Daniels Is The Sexiest Man Alive The Captain Of The Badger S NHL Team Is Also Clever, Kind, Funny, And Was My Good Friend Until We Cruised Out Of The Friend Zone One Weekend With A Red Hot Fling Come Monday Morning, I Wanted To Keep Riding The Big O Train To Happy Town, But Brendan Wanted Someone Who Was Stepmom Material A.K.A, Not Me, Apparently The Problem I M Crazy In Love With Him And His Daughter So When He Asks Me To Be His Pretend Girlfriend For A Long Weekend With His Former In Laws, I Say Yes We Re Still Friends, After All, And Friends Don T Let Friends Fake It Alone Laura Collins Is The Last Woman I Should Be Thinking About Taking In The Back Seat Of My Car, In The Woods Behind My In Laws House, Or In A Hotel Room Where We Re Sharing One Very Small, Very Squeaky Bed I Need A Steady, Stable Influence For My Daughter, Not A Fling With This Too Wild, Too Young, Too Impulsive Red Head So What If She S Beautiful And Intense And Passionate And Has The Biggest Heart I Ve Ever Known I Don T Want To Fall In Love I Really Don T The Whole Pretend Girlfriend Thing Was Supposed To Solve My Problems, Buy Me A Little Time But When It Comes To Laura Hell, Maybe I M Just Not Cut Out For Faking It.
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten dinner at midnight with French men who couldn t be trusted to keep their mouths on their food, and walked alone through Munich s red light district after dark and lived to tell the tale.These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.Visit her at
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- Sexy Motherpucker (Bad Motherpuckers, #2)
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- 14 August 2018 Lili Valente