EPUB Southern Lady Code Author Helen Ellis Techotechies.us The Bestselling Author Of American HousewifeDark, Deadpan And Truly InventiveThe New York Times Book Review Is Back With A Fiercely Funny Collection Of Essays On Marriage And Manners, Thank You Notes And Three Ways, Ghosts, Gunshots, Gynecology, And The Calgon Scented, Onion Dipped, Monogrammed Art Of Living As A Southern Lady.Helen Ellis Has A Mantra If You Don T Have Something Nice To Say, Say Something Not So Nice In A Nice Way Say Weathered Instead Of She Looks Like A Cake Left Out In The Rain Say Early Developed Instead Of Brace Face And B Cups And For The Love Of Coke Salad, Always Say Sorry You Saw Something That Offended You Instead Of Get That Stick Out Of Your Butt, Miss Prissy Pants In These Twenty Three Raucous Essays Ellis Transforms Herself Into A Dominatrix Donna Reed To Save Her Marriage, Inadvertently Steals A 795 Burberry Trench Coat, Witnesses A Man Fake His Own Death At A Party, Avoids A Neck Lift, And Finds A Black Tie Gown That Gives Her The Confidence Of A Drag Queen While She May Have Left Her Home In Alabama, Married A New Yorker, Forgotten How To Drive, And Abandoned The Puffy Headbands Of Her Youth, Helen Ellis Is Clinging To Her Southern Accent Like Mayonnaise To White Bread, And Offering Readers A Hilarious, Completely Singular View On Womanhood For Both Sides Of The Mason Dixon.
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- 224 pages
- Southern Lady Code
- Helen Ellis
- 12 May 2018 Helen Ellis